wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

wolveswolves:

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

hheheheh

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

wanksclub:

*falls purposely on the ground so hot people can help me to get back up*

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

officialwhitegirls:

I didn’t know the answer so I put a sad face and my teacher gave me 2 marks for it

officialwhitegirls:

I didn’t know the answer so I put a sad face and my teacher gave me 2 marks for it

  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*